l lay awake at night and think to myself... man ur cute, nice, fun, angelic, cool, sweet, hot, and drop dead geogeous! GOD i have to take that mirror off my cieling.

A bitch has 4 legs i have 2 a bitch says RuFf RuFf i say FUCK U

An AnGeLs WaT Im MeAnT Ta b SoOoO BeIng SwEeT CoMeS NaTuRaLlY!!

He BrOkE mY hEaRt So i broke his jaw!

a bitch is a dog a dog barks, bark is part of a tree, tree is nature, nature is beautiful, so when u call me a bitch ill take dat as a compliment!

Im WaNtEd Im HoT Im EvRyThInG Ur NoT

next time u fink ur perfect..try walkin on water :P

When god hands you lemons throw them back in his face and say I dont want no f**ckin lemons

its just jealousy comin over u again

I Must Be Wishin' On Someone Else's Star, Because SHE Keeps Gettin' What I'm Wishin' For!!!~~~

;)Yeah i am a bitch!...whats your exuse?

Ur village called, they want their idiot back~~~

It's always better to let someone think you're an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it!~~~

He broke your heart he shattered it like glass....so when he cums crawlin' back say "honey, KISS MY ASS!"

i said i wasnt CRAZY! i didnt say i wasnt phsyco

Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

~I ran into my ex the other day... PUT IT IN REVERSE AND HIT HIM AGAIN!~

Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh either!!!

There r easier things in life than finding the right guy...Nailing Jell-o to a tree for instance.

i know karate,kungfoo and 47 other dangerous words

Guyz act like dicks to make up for the ones they don't have

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

Let me shop and nobody gets hurt!

i want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not like the passengers screeming

in the back of his car!

*Too Ex$pen$ive For You*

Boyz are stupid, throw rocks at them!

So your the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to call a bitch a bitch, BITCH!

you may think hes sexy, you may think hes fine, but guess what BITCH hes mine!

Gimme A Kiss,Gimme Da World,Gimme Ur Luv N'Ill B Ur Gurl,Gimme A Smile,Gimme Ur Time,Gimme Ur Luv N'Ill Give U Mine

:) There are 3 types of ppl in this world, those who can count and those who cant!

;)WOW! Those clothes look gr8 on u, but they wud look betta on my bedroom floor;)

Im A gIrL,So LoVe Me!!

Roses r red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

It's not called showing off! It's called u being mad cuz you can't do it!

BITCH:
B is for beautiful
I is for Intellegent
T is for Talented
C is for Creative
H is for how hard I'm gonna hit u cuz u just called me a bitch!

Men are kings, kings are rulers, rulers are 12 inches long, still think yr a man?

Two words guys hate: "Don't" and "Stop" Unless u put em together

............i might be sexy , i might be sweet , but without you im incompelete....

........i love rainbows i love rain , i love u and ........... um i forgot the rest but i think ur hot..........

~why is that when a guy plays a gurl he is known as a pro but when a gurl plays a guy she is known as a hoe?~

~pay backs are a bitch and im the biggest bitch of dem all~

dont hate me cuz im beautiful....oh wait....ya...hate me cuz im beautiful

s-c-r-e-w-e-d what does tht spell? UR FACE!!!!!!!

im a princess ave got class u give me shit al kick ur ass

i neva repeat gossip so listen carefully

who ever said orange is the new pink is seriously disturbed!

next time u wave at me plezz use more than one finger

u must b in da guiness book of world records for being the dumbest f-u-c-k-e-r alive

they say kissing s the language of love care to indulge in a lil conversation

plastic is very harmful to mankind.... specially in the shape of a credit card

If u run your fingers over my truck... I'll run my truck over ya fingers

eww what is that thing!opps! Its just your face!

I lost my teddybear.. would u sleep wit me?

If Mean People Suck.. Do Nice People Blow?

Kids in Back Seats Cause Accidents, Accidents in Back Seats Cause Kids~~~

Can I have a Picture of You...? So I can Show Santa What I want 4 Xmas

Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes.... that way youre a mile away from them, and dude you have a new pair of shoes!~~~

Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity.~~~

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!~~~

Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!~~~

I'm having a staring contest with my monitor.~~~

It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!" It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"~~~

You're such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket left... i'd miss you heaps and think of you often!~~~

Im only a bitch on the days that end with Y~~~

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught~~~

They say kissing is the language of luv * Care to indulge in a lil convo~~~

Are u gullible? We can cure you! Send $1,000 to...~~~

If your not living life on the edge, your taking up too much space~~~

Line up alphabetically by height!!!

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?~~~~

If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales?~~~

Friends are Like Condoms.... They protect you when things get hard ;)~~~

LiL hOtTiE, lIkE nO oThEr, MaKiN aLL ThA gUyS , sT-sT-St-°sTuTTeR°

i'm a genie in a bottle..ur a tramp in a lamp~~~

if at first you dont suceed maybe failing is your thing~~~

its national loser week! im sooo glad to see u participating!~~~

If ure drinkin apple juice and its warm.... odds are it aint apple juice!~~~

Im only ditzy on the days that end with Y~~~

i don swim in ure toilet so don pee in my pool~~~

A wIsE MoNkEy NeVa MoNkEyS wIt AnOthEr MoNkEy'S mOnKeY~~~

Just because your not paranoid doesnt mean that they are not after you~~~